Author Archive
June 7, 2013 by Will
Finding THE Girl: A Never Ending Global Search of Pain & Progress
Once upon a time there lived a girl. A girl full of grace, charm and wit. A girl beset with marvellous mammaries. Bosoms capable of turning even the most reticent of heads. In her little pocket of the city she stalked. Delicious eye-candy for the commuting masses. Where she headed each morning nobody knew. Only [...]
April 30, 2013 by Will
How to Ensure Your Long Time Survival as a Digital Nomad: Maintain Integrity, Kill Greed and Stop Living Your Life as a Self-Effacing Whore
“Am I nothing but a cheap back alley whore, panties exposed in the cool air, sex organ ravaged, waiting ajar for just one more easy dollar opportunity?” Surprisingly, as a long term-traveller (averse to term “digital nomad” save for placement in a catchy SEO-worthy title), it’s a question that bothers me a lot. No more so [...]
April 11, 2013 by Will
The Coolest, Most Epic, Most Fucked Up Thing You Can Think Of?
Stop right there you eager streak of piss. I know what you’re doing. You and that glum shallow-eyed face of yours. I see your withered lips twitch, your over-satiated (and no doubt defiled) body turn inquisitively. It’s starting. And I want to get the fuck away from whatever comes next. You’re thinking right? Thinking about [...]
April 1, 2013 by Will
Your Web Videos Are Shitty: How to Make Them 100X More Fucking Fantastic
Boo hoo. Nobody’s watching your shitty little YouTube videos and you don’t know why. You even put in overly gratuitous shots of you hugging Asian people too. What the fuck’s going on? Well, instead of raising your skinny fists to the air, imploring the Good Lord for not sending eyeballs your way and then desecrating [...]
March 25, 2013 by Will