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June 2012 archives

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June 27, 2012 by Will

The Salty, Salty Taste of Travel Success: Our Fair Genitalia Abroad

As British fathers everywhere begin making for the latches of their daughters’ cages up and down the country, such fervent action can only spell one thing: The Gonzo Traveller (AKA Will Peach, for the simple folk among you) has hit the road. That’s right. Dragging my lithe, quivering limbs up to Gatwick Airport from twee [...]
Posted in Destinations, Spain · Tagged genitalia, musty clunge, sex organ, Spain, sweaty penis · 5 Replies ·

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June 19, 2012 by Will

The Most Indecisive Traveller in the World

Most travel writers (the respected ones) get sent on assignment, others (the whores) have to lick the balls of a tour company to blag a heavily discounted trip. The side effect of being a huge arrogant fucktard is that I’m unable to do either. I, jilted reader, like the many who’ve stumbled into a Thomas [...]
Posted in Travel Thoughts · Tagged Choosing a destination, Go See Write, Man on the Lam, Travel Thoughts · 10 Replies ·

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June 16, 2012 by Will

Have Potty Mouth: Will Travel

Chances are if you’ve read any other post on this site (and you still come back like the sick puppy you are), then you won’t be too averse to the use of the word “cunt” in some of the literature you read. Cheap hook aside however, what is the use of such foul obscenities in [...]
Posted in Travel Rants · 11 Replies ·

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June 15, 2012 by Will

5 Things I’d Rather Be Doing Other Than Going to a Travel Blogging Convention

Yay TBEX! Go TBEX! We love you TBEX! In case you didn’t know, one of the travel blogging industry’s biggest conferences, TBEX (Travel Blog Sexchange), hit Colorado yesterday, serving as liquid Viagra for repressed bloggers everywhere. Yet aside from an unexpected spike in pregnancies this side of the Rocky Mountains, what else can the doom-laden [...]
Posted in Travel Rants · Tagged TBEX, travel bloggers, travel blogging conventions, travel blogging industry · 75 Replies ·

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June 15, 2012 by Will

How To Write About “Travel Packing” So That People Actually Give A Shit

Hands up how many articles you’ve read offering advice on how to pack a bag for around the world travel. A lot? What are you? Fucking sad? OK, that might be a little harsh (but seriously, if you do spend your time reading “packing” articles, go nullify yourself ) as there is a ton of [...]
Posted in Travel Writing Tips · Tagged packing for travel, travel packing, travel packing lists · 7 Replies ·
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